Geeks

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

stay away from me

me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

25th, 8:46

one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY 
rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME
paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE
gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT
batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME
sodium: Na

25th, 8:45

Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
Frank Ocean (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: l-ucia, via stay-ocean-minded)

25th, 8:45

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

(via fake-mermaid)

hostilelevity:

science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life

25th, 8:43

have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad

(Source: internetmessiah, via fake-mermaid)

25th, 8:43

mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

yes

ye s

eyse

yES

ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

yesh :3

(Source: perryplat, via fake-mermaid)

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

25th, 8:41

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via imperfectwriting)

25th, 8:41

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

(via dewgo-ng)

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